Some styles, fads and grooming habits in the world die for a reason. This is because they were stupid, or spoke of poor hygiene or, at the very least, a total lack of self respect. Sometimes they die because they, though easier to just “ignore,” led to an inconvenience. This is where "landscaping" comes into play. Both men and women do it, keeping things downtown nice and clean for the tourists or just to feel less cluttered and clean. Why in the bloody hell hipsters had to go and bring a dark page of our history back is beyond me.That's right, hipsters, the bane of the modern world. The newest thing for them? Panties with massive, over-the-top amounts of hair printed on them. They more likely say it's “ironic” because they don't know how to use that word; it's their “the Bible says” sort of defense. It could even be a secret love of 70s porn, which indecently NONE OF THEM ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE LIVED THROUGH IT! Not that they were really missing much. YOU HEAR THAT 70s? It's over!
Whatever their damage is, someone will always be there to encourage them, and that is where Nutty Tarts comes into play. Part of me wants to say it's just a complete joke, but another part of me draws colder as the realization sinks in that someone will think “hey- these are cool!” and cough up the 30 bucks or so for dollar store cotton undies that have been silk screened.