that golden touch

that golden touch

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There is something to be said about the things people will blow their money on all for the sake of themselves. I mean money can't buy happiness, but it sure buys a ton of “ stuff” to keep you distracted. It also can buy pleasurable things. Aside from the nice things like chocolates, or a good dessert liqueur, oh and yes even naughty toy things. And to nobody's shock this market extends far beyond the common folk into the range of the spending elite.

 

If you fall into that area Let me present to your new best “ $15,000” friend; The LELO Inez Gold Vibrator. Which for those in the know will point out is part of the LELO Luxe Collection . So what makes this thing so costly? That would most defiantly come from the 24k gold plated casing. Oh sure they say it's the silent five pre-programmed settings and wood box, but we know that's just a ruse. On the up side gold is hypoallergenic- but at 15k I expect that thing to buy dinner and compose masterful contemporary works on top of it.

 

You know, I'm sure I could just as easily go on some long long string of jokes and what not, more over just how...I actually can't think of a word here, I'm all for adult toys, they are nothing new and have been around for thousands of years- something being made of gold several hundred years ago makes sense, doing so today is really no different than pandering to the snobbishly elite, More over 15k ? I know guys can get a fully customized “ and really creepy” doll that weighs around 200 lbs and has a skeleton and all that for like- 2k and though far more creepy, the cost is more realistic. I know cars that cost less. Now were it pure solid platinum then we would be talking on a different level.